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Ally: What is your online nickname?

The Giant UK: TheGiantuk (That is TheGiant from the UK, not the Giant Tuk!)


Ally: What is your role on The Fellowship of the Fog? i.e. Mod Squad/Chat Host

The Giant UK: Mod squad and chief loony, also employed specifically as an annoying sod on Thursday chats.


Ally: How many candles appeared on your last birthday cake?

The Giant UK: About 10, we have to be careful with a sensitive smoke alarm.


Ally: On what date do you regularly blow them out?

The Giant UK: About the 25th or 26th December, Birthday is on the 18th but I need a week to blow all of them out at my age.


Ally: Location?

The Giant UK: In the small study next to Wend’s lair.


Ally: Statistics :

The Giant UK: 34, 24, 36 (that’s age, IQ and height in inches)


Ally: Marital Status?

The Giant UK: Sorry Ladies, this guy is already wed (as if anybody really cares)


Ally: How long have you had ME/CFS?

The Giant UK: Zero years, zero months zero hours. (I'm a Carer)


Ally: How many piercings do you have and where?

The Giant UK: The only holes are where nature intended there to be holes.


Ally: What is the best gift that you’ve ever received?

The Giant UK: The most expensive one


Ally: Galaxy or dairy milk?

The Giant UK: Lindt milk chocolate, or anything so long as it’s milk chocolate.


Ally: What is your favourite word or phrase?

The Giant UK: “thankyou”, a word that’s great to hear and free to use.


Ally: Whats your favourite food to chomp on?

The Giant UK: Chocolate biscuits, grapes or granny smiths (the apples not the old ladies)


Ally: What is your favourite movie/s?

The Giant UK: Dead Poets Society and Airplane.


Ally: What is your most prized possession?

The Giant UK: Anything off my darling wife that is bought with love.


Ally: What is your favourite drink to drink?

The Giant UK: Tea (milk one sugar)


Ally: What makes you tick?

The Giant UK: The little clockwork mechanism in the middle of my back.


Ally: What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

The Giant UK: Put the kettle on (after getting out of bed of course)


Ally: Have you ever been in luuurve?

The Giant UK: Nope, never, not at all, in fact I don’t even know how I ended up married, I don’t know what that L word is means or results in, love?, never heard of such a thing, it’s all a load of old baloney. Well maybe I am still quite fond of her indoors.


Ally: Have you ever loved somebody so much it made you cry?

The Giant UK: Worse than that I’ve loved somebody enough to actually MARRY em (it wasn’t just for the tax breaks honest)


Ally: What do you do with your toe nail clippings?

The Giant UK: They used to be thrown either in the bin or down the toilet, now though they are available in beautiful display cases all auctioned on ebay.


Ally: Who is your personal hero?

The Giant UK: Nobody.


Ally: Coke or Pepsi?

The Giant UK: Yep, so long as it’s not the crappy diet stuff.


Ally: If you could live in any other part of the world than you currently do, where would that removal truck be heading to?

The Giant UK: Depends on the time of year, guarantee me nice weather and I’ll be up in the lakes, otherwise, by a warm sea somewhere.


Ally: Who would be your favourite Sesame Street character?

The Giant UK: Sesame Street?, I’d be Zippy of Rainbow.


Ally: What famous person (dead/alive) would you most like to meet and share a glass of wine/water with?

The Giant UK: It would be great to meet up with the great and the loved Chief Moose (ass lic ass lic!)


Ally: What things do you love the most in the world?

The Giant UK: Hard disks, Ram and cpu’s (oh and do’nuts)


Ally: What does you heeeed in the most?

The Giant UK: The Nokia ringtone!


Ally: If you could do it all over again, what would you do different?

The Giant UK: I’d avoid saying things like “If you cant find anybody else who wants to leap off Bognor Pier, I’ll do it”


Ally: What was your most irrational act?

The Giant UK: See previous answer.


Ally: what was your most humbling experience?

The Giant UK: Nobody has ever seen me humbled, everything is matter of fact so I don’t tend to be humbled by things.


Ally: What 5 words best describe you?

The Giant UK: short, fat, ugly, old and married.




and finally … anything you would like to add?

The Giant UK: All answers above may or may not be fictional events that have only happened or not happened or maybe only would happen in films, books or vivid imaginations, please take time to check all facts are actual real life facts before using them in evidence in a court of law, however, if all you wanna do is get me a nice padded cell use the above info in any way you please (or make up your own answers if that will work better)

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